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Things I find humerous, witty and/or intelligent

MILF’s

Watching John Bishop who mentioned MILF’s in a gag. Jo looked non-pluused and Carla my 15 year old Grandaughter laughed knowingly.

I asked Jo what she thought the acronym MILF meant? Her response was:

Middle Income Looks Freaky!

How apt!!!!

In The Beginning…

In the beginning was the plan and then came the assumptions and the assumptions were without form and the plan was without substance and the darkness was upon the face of the workers and they spoke amongst themselves saying “It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh much”.

And the workers went to their supervisors and said also “”It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh much”.

And the supervisors went unto the managers and said “It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none can come near”.

And the managers went to their directors saying “It is a vessel of fertiliser and none can stand its strength”.

And the directors spoke among themselves saying to one another “It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong”.

And the directors went unto the vice-presidents and said “It promotes growth and is very powerful”.

And the vice-presidents went to the President and said to him “This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company”.

And the President looked on the plan and saw that it was good, and the plan became policy.

Source: Kevin Nicholls (IS Manager)

4×4's?

My aversion to 4×4 vehicles on public roads has been documented already, but I need to relay an incident that happened a few days ago. I was driving to work a few days ago behind a Reliant Rialto – for those who don’t know they are fibre-glass 3 wheel death traps. This one, however, had me chuckling for on it’s rear door proudly announced to the world that it was a 3×3 🙂